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"Okay, get that picture in your head of L when he's talking about the good guys. Now look at that cow."
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I licked you while you were sleeping. It was a queer taste that only Humans can give. Perhaps, tonight, I will bring seasoning with me.
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NO
But now my desktop has the lovely agent smith on it (also drawn by you)
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Flabbadacious!
Excellent!
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I am invincible.
That's right.
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YES Master a VERY evil Desktop!
Greatness
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"There is no beauty in the flower that is not shared."
-Me
Please read Work-Study; it's a tale of Stigmata Holes, Squirrel Armies, Megalomanical Art Teachers, Elite Booze Agents, and MORE!
Now I must repost my previous comment, the one comment repost TO RULE THEM ALL!
Anyways, "If only it was a size larger, I would be using it. But alas, as it is, it is too small for me."
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"There is no beauty in the flower that is not shared."
-Me
Please read Work-Study; it's a tale of Stigmata Holes, Squirrel Armies, Megalomanical Art Teachers, Elite Booze Agents, and MORE!
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Why did the Malkavian cross the road?
To get to the Malkovian!
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