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FFIX: Melodies of IX

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“Melodies of IX”
parody of “Melodies of Life”
from Final Fantasy IX
new lyrics by Joseph Blanchette


And a year has passed
and every thing is fine.
But wait and look, what have we here?
It's Final Fantasy 9!
Check out those graphics,
and character Designs!
Lets us watch,
as it pradictably unfolds...

I think we all agree,
that Kuja is a fruit.
Vivi’s cool,
Dagger’s hot,
and Steiner is a coot.

Armarant doesn’t say much
and Eiko is a brat,
Zidane’s smooth,
and Freya’s a diver dancing rat.

And Quina, well, we put up with her...
Or is it a guy I don’t care anymore....
They stopped the Mist,
Now Garland’s pissed at me and you...
But especially YOU!

Now Terra is dead,
but Gaia goin’ strong.
So why not mix the two together and throw in Crystals somehow for no reason at all?

(fast and spoekn)
And Kuja’s like:” MINE!”
And Garlands like: “EXCELLENT.”
And Vivi’ says “Am I gonna stop?”
And Zidane’s all: “How you donin’”
But Dagger doesn’t really care...I mean...you can tell she likes him....but she doesn’t really show it...why doesn’t she...

(back to singing)
Forever and Beyond...
This is a parody of "Melodies of Life" from Final Fantasy IX! It's sung durring the credits.
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Charexl-chan's avatar
Awesome, as usual~ :D