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“Melodies of IX”
parody of “Melodies of Life”
from Final Fantasy IX
new lyrics by Joseph Blanchette


And a year has passed
and every thing is fine.
But wait and look, what have we here?
It's Final Fantasy 9!
Check out those graphics,
and character Designs!
Lets us watch,
as it pradictably unfolds...

I think we all agree,
that Kuja is a fruit.
Vivi’s cool,
Dagger’s hot,
and Steiner is a coot.

Armarant doesn’t say much
and Eiko is a brat,
Zidane’s smooth,
and Freya’s a diver dancing rat.

And Quina, well, we put up with her...
Or is it a guy I don’t care anymore....
They stopped the Mist,
Now Garland’s pissed at me and you...
But especially YOU!

Now Terra is dead,
but Gaia goin’ strong.
So why not mix the two together and throw in Crystals somehow for no reason at all?

(fast and spoekn)
And Kuja’s like:” MINE!”
And Garlands like: “EXCELLENT.”
And Vivi’ says “Am I gonna stop?”
And Zidane’s all: “How you donin’”
But Dagger doesn’t really care...I mean...you can tell she likes him....but she doesn’t really show it...why doesn’t she...

(back to singing)
Forever and Beyond...
This is a parody of "Melodies of Life" from Final Fantasy IX! It's sung durring the credits.
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:iconcharexl-chan:
Charexl-chan Featured By Owner Sep 26, 2008
Awesome, as usual~ :D
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:iconplayerofcardz:
Playerofcardz Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2007
I love this song and this game

"Vivi’s cool,
Dagger’s hot"
^ True. So true.
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:iconlexiplexi:
LexiPlexi Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2006
FF IX is my favorite game! And this basically sums it up. I'm going to have it stuck in my head all day.
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:icondragon-kun15:
dragon-kun15 Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2006
Yeah... that about sums it up.
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:iconmartmeisterpaladin:
MartmeisterPaladin Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2006  Hobbyist
You're right about Vivi, Joe!
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Fox-Ghost Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2005
Hehe FFIX is my favourite, but I so agree with those lyrics. Kuja is definitely a fruit XD
Great work, a :+fav: from me. :D
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:iconsalemjones:
SalemJones Featured By Owner Jul 4, 2005  Hobbyist General Artist
Awesome!
That was great hehe ^^
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:iconxxempress:
xxempress Featured By Owner May 24, 2005
wah! You said nothing about Beatrix...
:( she's my favorite....
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:iconangelbless:
AngelBless Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2005   Digital Artist
Oh wow! That was great! :lmao: It'd be so cool if someone could sing this so you could make an FF9 flash to it!
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:iconrhythm-wily:
Rhythm-Wily Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2005
I'd love to see a flash movie put w/ these lyrics.
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:iconrosiana:
Rosiana Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2004
* eyes water up* hey..I LOVE ff 9...KUJA IS NOT A FRUIT...O_O that ryhmed..wanna know how I am obessed with ff 9? check out my featured devotion XD that's how I would react if I did meet kuja.. but still LMAO!! XD FUNNY SONG!
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:iconai-kun:
Ai-kun Featured By Owner Aug 2, 2004
You have to make a flash vidoe of this being sung! It's great!

You should have like a little Garnet and she can sing it and have flashbacks of all the things they mention!

But one thing in there I agree with the most is, What's up with the frickin chrystal!?

I mean, it's on the covor of the game, but you only see or hear about it like once! XP
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:iconkillerkitty159:
killerkitty159 Featured By Owner Jul 24, 2004  Student Photographer
that's awesome! I love those lyrics! lol, those are so original! you're really good at this! Keep it up!
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:iconxxempress:
xxempress Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2004
lol... sounds like a good basis for a parody...

and when is that coming out...? complete with this little tune to initiate the unravelling action and hilarity that ensues... ;)

I'll keep me eyes open for it...
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:icononlineagent:
OnlineAgent Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2004
hehehe, that's pretty weird! cool though
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:icondrago-vermiglio:
Drago-Vermiglio Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2004
:XD: :XD: :XD: OHMYGOD I NEED TO SEND THIS TO MY FRIEND.

:rofl: God, my sides hurt.
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:iconpomander:
pomander Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2004
Hahaha, considering I didn't really care for the song much at all in the first place, I find your lyrics to be WAAAY better and damn funny. XD
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:iconfortier:
fortier Featured By Owner Jul 17, 2004
Wow. Can't believe how many lifeless nerds posted crap like "omg this is so beautiful"

This is completely gay. You suck, LegendaryFrog.
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:iconnightmare-lenne:
Nightmare-Lenne Featured By Owner Jul 17, 2004   Photographer
Aha that good. You should make a remix of the song with those lyrics.:nod:
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:iconevilorange:
evilorange Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2004
You should TOTALLY make this into a flash animation XD
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:iconchibi-zel:
Chibi-Zel Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2004
ROFLMFAO
...my sides hurt... lol...
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:iconkaraii:
karaii Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2004
:rofl: :lmao: :laughing:

....

Omg that was funny XD
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:iconmegagryphon:
MegaGryphon Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2004
LOL That's amazing! You do gooooood! ^_^
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:iconlamentingangel:
LamentingAngel Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2004
lol, this is cool, i really wasnt into 9 (as big a fan i am of the series), so stuff making fun of it is good to me^^
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:iconmidiko:
midiko Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2004
lmao XD
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:iconavira:
Avira Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2004
lmao that was exelent
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:icontsurumaru:
Tsurumaru Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2004
heheheheh
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:icontheprofessor:
theprofessor Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2004
9 ish that SHITZZNITCK reminds me of 5 too much thou anyone agree?
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:iconacthekawaii:
acthekawaii Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2004
peaceful, frogman...
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mamimi- Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2004
:rofl: this is great! i love your remixes on video game songs ^^ this is one of my favs ^^
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:iconfurryfeets:
FurryFeets Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2004
Still too many video games, eh? Well, that's alright, or we would not have as many flash cartoons from you. Great stuff as always.
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:iconfurryphotos:
furryphotos Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2004  Professional Photographer
Lol i can just hear Emiko Shiratori singin that...
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:iconpirpintine:
pirpintine Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2004  Hobbyist Digital Artist
XDD funny....
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:iconlolu-carabella:
Lolu-Carabella Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2004  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Haha! XD
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DixonDayne Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2004
There's a song on this Game?
Why wasn't i notified?
(probably cos i was always beaten by the end... i always reset before the credits rolled... i can't stand credits!!!)
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TheTonberryGurl Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2004  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Heh heh.... that's so great!
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The-Rabid-One Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2004
Well.. Quina DID marry Vivi.. and.. I'm.. pretty sure he's a guy. Zidane would've found out if he weren't that night they had that little ritual going outside of Eiko's house.
>.>
Or maybe Vivi's just.. gay. Who knows? That's the beauty of it all XD
Funny lyrics. =P
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ShiroiLolita Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2004
lmao, brilliant
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:iconnekekami:
Nekekami Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2004
there's no proof that Quina's a girl. I've always considered s/he a guy, but throughout the game the characters refer to Quina as "s/he".
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:iconchrisboe4ever:
Chrisboe4ever Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2004
I enjoyed it. And for the record, Quina is a girl.
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:iconyuumegari:
Yuumegari Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2004
Bwahaha! I love it! I'd buy a single of it if ever you found a vocalist for it. XD
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:iconkiako:
kiako Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2004  Hobbyist Digital Artist
LOL Let's all sing along!!
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:iconsekisetsu:
Sekisetsu Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2004   Photographer
You should so make an MP3 of this.
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:iconfalith:
Falith Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2004  Hobbyist Digital Artist
OMG that was hilarious! every bit true, you gatta make more lyrics! more!! (cause 3 aint enough I tell ya lol) jj, jj wit cha lol I loved that though, Melodies of Life was my fav. song, it's number 7 in my top 10 :P La, la la laaa, la la la la laaa, la la la la la la lala lalala! la la la laaa la la laaaa, la la la la laaa la la la la la la la la la laaaaaaaaa......la la la la la laaaa la la laaaa. lol thats exactly how I sing it (only with notes) my parents say I'm good at singing -that- song and the hyme of the faith, but bleh lol
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sergep Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2004  Hobbyist Filmographer
lol, poor quina
nicely done!
sure ff9 was predictable. but it was still good fun!
..are you sure kuja was a fruit?
maybe he just had really bad fashion sence :o
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:iconxlania-asassin:
xlania-asassin Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2004
:lmao:

thats all i have to say.
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:iconfira-flame:
fira-flame Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2004
Sadly, it's all true XD But you have to admit it WAS a good game. Almost as good as FFVII.
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SailorPoison Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2004   Digital Artist
lol that might make a good song
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:iconlucky444:
lucky444 Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2004
XD I think a flash video should be made with that song being sung!
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:iconrunicknight:
RunicKnight Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2004  Hobbyist Digital Artist
*Snorts* Funee! =D
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